I would tell you to go away because people can be very scary but if you're nice then please stay. I can be very mean for no reason sometimes and I make inappropriate jokes and I say stupid things when I'm tired but sometimes I'm funny. You should all be very thankful for those moments. Also I can make really good enchiladas.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
Going the loo whilst expecting a call is the biggest risk you can take.
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
Does anyone want an 82 year old woman? She's free.
- Me: Granny, Beyonce just released a new album!
- Gran: Who?
- Me: Beyonce.
- Gran: Oh I see. Who's that?
I think the writers forgot that it was set under water sometimes.
I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.