I'm a little confused sometimes and perhaps not the most social of people but if you want to talk about something then I will most likely also want to talk about it because I've been told that's how you make friends (I actually got a book about it from a friend).
I can be very mean for no reason sometimes and I make inappropriate jokes and I say stupid things when I'm tired but sometimes I'm funny. You should all be very thankful for those moments. Also I can make really good enchiladas.
Sometimes I reblog slightly nsfw posts but I tag them so don't you worry. I'm in a few fandoms and if you want to talk to someone about teen wolf, supernatural or doctor who then I'm yours.
I might have a small crush on Tyler Hoechlin (but honestly who hasn't?)
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
- benefits of reblogging from me: i've already removed someones shitty comment on that post
NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS
LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
'heard you were writing something and want to make sure your facts and figures are as POLITICALLY CORRECT AND UP TO DATE as possible. i mean who the fuck wouldnt right? and sometimes fact and statistic checking for regions and races is a…
- me: pale, dark hair, skinny, tall, ray bans...i know what you are
- dude: say it, out loud
- me: average looking white boy
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
michael cera is my spirit animal omFG i love him so miuch
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it